Y'golonac, in fine form as ever, is the Old One of hunger, carnality and depravity.With little but horrific cruelty driving him, Nyarlathotep is as wicked as ever and proves himself worthy of all his horrible titles over and over. In Kenya, Nyarlathotep impregnates socialite Hypatia to "replace" the child she lost in a botched abortion, intending on entering the world through his own spawn and even killing his own cultists while opting to obliterate humanity through a blood-drenched apocalypse if he can. Working through his cultists and creating cults based on enslavement, sacrifice and murder in multiple guises, Nyarlathotep is ultimately responsible for all the evils of M'Weru, Ho Fong and their contemporaries. Repeatedly arriving to cause mass murder and sacrifice, Nyarlathotep's most infamous outing is The Masks of Nyarlathotep adventure, when he intends on opening the Great Gate to exterminate humanity. Relishing in corruption, Nyarlathotep loves to persuade and twist others into becoming his tools and puppets, always granting their wishes but perverting and twisting them as he wishes to lead his victims to ruin.
Nyarlathotep is responsible for a multitude of atrocities.Beyond this, Eihort has some act as its "Chosen", promising to extend the lives of those it implants with spawn so long as they bring it more victims to violate, killing any who are too slow on their offerings and gathering in countless droves of victims through them. Eihort horrifically implants its spawn in those who accept its deal to gestate and eventually fatally burst out of its host, in preparation to have its young eventually overwhelm all mankind. Eihort, the Pale Beast and the god of a globe-spanning labyrinth, is unique among the Great Old Ones for its tendency to trap unlucky humans in one-sided deals: Either they bear its spawn, or it smashes them to death.
You Cannot Grasp the True Form: When someone asks why Cthulhu looks like a sock puppet, he gives his explanation.According to Cthulhu, the best drink to go with souls is pink lemonade snapple.He even had a segment in which he tried to do a cooking show demonstrating different recipes. Trademark Favorite Food: Cthulhu is constantly talking about swallowing souls.Next caller! You're on with us again for Calls for. Besides it's more of a mental thing than an actual word, so just.give it up. Do you have nine of 'em?Ĭthulhu: Is your mouth more than six feet wide?Ĭthulhu: Then give it up! It's an alien language your little skin-flap of a mouth can't handle it. I was just wondering.Ĭthulhu: Tongues, kid. Travis in Duluth, MN: Well I was looking it up online, and I found several different pronunciations. Travis in Duluth, MN: Ah, hi! I was just wondering: how do you pronounce your name? then casually answering the viewer's question. A running joke is for Cthulhu to respond to a caller (usually the first) by announcing that he will swallow their soul and delivering a speech about the inevitable horrors to come.before announcing that Cthulhu is answering phone calls from viewers. Mood Whiplash: The intro always starts off with a dark and epic feel, creating a sense of terror and cosmic horror as we learn about the mysterious Cthulhu.Cthulhu also occasionally talks about having real estate problems and runs a "suicide hotline" as "community service" (though he has a tendency to abuse it).Lovecraft Lite: Ironically many of the cosmic horror components are still present, but it's hard to take the Cthulhu hand puppet seriously.
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